October 2008
18 posts
A Tribute to Ravenous
I was flipping through the channels earlier tonight to take a break from playing Fallout 3 (yes, watching TV constitutes as a break from a video game for me, I am that lazy and dependent on technology) when I managed to find the movie “Ravenous” just starting up on one of the movie channels. Now, I own “Ravenous” on VHS, the only movie I own on VHS, but when I see it on...
You, Me, the Music and Me
Rick Moranis’ extremely rare and out of print comedy album from 1989 “You, Me the Music and Me” can be downloaded and heard from http://www.rickmoranisfanpage.com/Moranis/
Come out of retirement Rick!
You've Got to Have Goals
My top 5 goals in life as of this week:
5. Start a German techno band named “Könkrete” and wow the world with bleak yet danceable electronic pop. 4. Play Fallout 3 for over 15,000 hours. 3. Pitch Pepsi my new flavour idea, Pepsi Cheese, which tastes like Pepsi mixed with mozarella cheese. Swim in the money this idea makes me ala Scrooge McDuck.
2. Carve a B into my face and...
No, Orbitz! Nooooo!!!
You always hear terrifying stories about people being horribly traumatized for life by soft drinks but you never think it’ll happen to you. You keep buying and drinking your favourite pop and never once question that it’s out to destroy your psyche and emotionally scar you with it’s awfulness but of course there’s always one bad apple in the bunch…that one...
Internet Scrabble Club, You Are My Undoing
Internet Scrabble Club has stuck it’s multi-coloured square claws into my brain and will not release me from it’s grip until I have become a formidable opponent for even the toughest of challengers. It will be a long and arduous trek to the top but I believe I can do it, I just need to study a dictionary 4 hours before I go to bed every night and try to find more uses for C’s...
Talented comedic actor and equally talented...
The entire amazing episode of Muppets Tonight featuring Prince
A Tribute to Clodhoppers
Canada has made some great contributions to the world in the past, inventing basketball and birthing Scott Wolf being the top 2, but without a doubt the thing we will be most remembered for in the far off future is giving the people of the universe Clodhoppers. Biting into a Clodhopper is akin to biting into the concept of happiness, they’re just as much a hypothesis on joy as they are a...
The theme song from the amazing 80’s classic...
Bob Dylan, Stop Stealing Your Ideas From Classic...
Everyone called me crazy when I said Bob Dylan was blatantly copying the opening bars of the theme song for the classic Canadian children’s show “Under the Umbrella Tree” in the song “Spirit on the Water” off his last album but I’m not crazy. He stole the opening from that theme and I’m now dedicating my life to proving that he is a fraud and needs to...
Coming Soon to a Bargain Bin Near You
I really feel bad for the company that bought the rights to make a Love Guru costume. They were expecting a huge smash hit that would launch so many memorable characters like Austin Powers did in the late 90’s and instead they’re given one of the worst movies of the year and now have to find a way to sell a product that no one in their right mind would pay money for. Godspeed Love...
Dana Gould on Real Time with Bill Maher
Brilliant comedian and writer Dana Gould appears on Real Time with Bill Maher and then proceeds to steal the entire show.
Learning to Skateboard
Danny McBride goes on a quest to shred and free all the slaves from conformity.
Dirty Split
“Dirty Split” is a fantastic (and free!) point and click adventure from Dreamimagination Entertainment with a classic twisting noir story and goregously stylized graphics like in the screenshot seen above. If you’re a fan of these kinds of games then you’ll definitely have a lot of fun playing this.
Download it for free here: http://www.dreamagination.org/?page_id=5
Reborn Dolls
Might be time to buy stock in the Tyrell Corporation. The art of rebirthing dolls seems to have found a little niche market for itself and now disturbingly realistic plastic babies are being sent all over the world. I can’t claim to be an expert on the subject but I don’t think it really takes an expert to notice this seems incredibly disturbing and unnatural.
I’ll let the...
The Top 5 Styx Songs to Sing Drunk at Karoke (Plus...
There are many ways to express yourself through art, be it a painting that reveals the nature of your soul or a poem about robots from the future that lets the reader know your feelings on robots (and the future). But for my money, which isn’t worth much due to the impending implosion of the North American economic system, the best way to lay your heart out on the line is to knock back a...
