June 2008
7 posts
I figured out the secret to Bear Mountain
SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!
The secret of Bear Mountain is that friendship is the greatest treasure you can dig up. Of course, the geniuses at Universal spoil the secret with the film’s tagline “Some friendships are worth a fortune”. Thanks for ruining the emotional payoff jackasses. Fun Fact: Contrary to popular opinion, Kanye West’s hit song “Gold...
“Alfre Woodard joins Christian Slater drama”
– One of today’s hottest news stories on EW.com
The 'Spring Are Back!!!
Age does not slow a punk heart down as Dexter Holland, now 61 years young, proves with this frantic, politically charged blast of rude ‘tude. Not to be outdone by C-Play’s (Coldplay) recent hiring of Brian Eno as producer, The ‘spring have enlisted the help of the equally great Bob Rock, who has produced a lot of the brilliant perfect masterpieces you yourself most likely...
Uh, would the guy who designed the Hot to Trot DVD...
I’m a little peeved here. Now don’t get me wrong, I love getting my Hot to Trot on, but this cover for it is just ridiculously stupid. First of all, it’s not the funniest talking horse movie ever. I’ve seen a lot in my life, and this is definitely in that pantheon of great talking horse films, but it’s not the funniest and it’s a lie if you state otherwise....
The Austin Powers Impersonation Guild's 2008...
Good evening. I’m the head of the Austin Powers Impersonation Guild, or APG for short, and I’m here today to bring you the latest reviews of all the best (and regrettably, worst) we have to offer you in Austin Powers impersonators. We know it can be confusing trying to keep up with all the fake Austin Powers you’re bombarded with on a daily basis, heck, I’ve been in that...
Brian Wilson Makes Crazy People Look Not Crazy
Brian Wilson is crazy. He’s a musical genius and has made some of my favourite music, but more importantly, he has completely lost his mind and is bonkers. This is a man who wrote a song from the perspective of a tree. Although to be fair to Brian Wilson, he was not crazy enough to create “Kokomo”, a song I’m sure that has him spinning in his grave whenever it’s...
Sex and the City/Sniper 3 Film Reviews
I’m exhausted! Just this afternoon me and my friends T.J, J.T, P.J and Kelly all met up at our favourite local coffee shop (Starbucks!) where we picked up the new Jack Johnson LP and talked all about our favourite show: Sex and the City! Why, you ask, were you talking about a show that was ripped off the air 6 years ago? Well that’s a stupid thing to ask doofus, because Sex and the...
