August 2008
9 posts
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
50 Cent. Diamond skulls. Shooting up the Middle East. Yes, all of this can be found in Curtis Jackson’s video game ‘Blood on the Sand’. This is an actual excerpt from someone working on the game explaining the storyline: “Nah, what’s inspired the title is, 50 and G-Unit are putting on a sold-out performance somewhere in a fictional Middle Eastern setting. This is...
Aug 30th
NATIONAL PARKOUR WEEK!!! DAY 6
I was in a McNally Robinson and I overheard someone badmouthing parkour so I pushed a bookshelf on top of them.
Aug 30th
NATIONAL PARKOUR WEEK!!! DAY 5
Parkour is great.
Aug 29th
NATIONAL PARKOUR WEEK!!! DAY 4
Y’all might as well call me Parkour Posey because I’ve got parkour fever!!! Today I’d like to show off my insane ‘kour skills with some visual evidence so no one can call me a liar. Here’s me running alongside the South wall of my town’s local Mickey D’s (McDonalds for the laymen out there). There’s no digitial tomfoolerly going on here…I...
Aug 27th
NATIONAL PARKOUR WEEK!!! DAY 3
It’s Day 3 (Already? The good times never seem to last!) of National Parkour Week so here’s another one of my past parkour experiences to get you excited about this great sport. Keep parkourin’ y’all! After hearing so much hype I finally decided to indulge myself and pick up a copy of “The Secret”. As I stepped out of the mall bookstore with my brand new...
Aug 26th
NATIONAL PARKOUR WEEK!!! DAY 2
Day 2 of National Parkour Week…y’all been parkouring? If not, then why the FUCK aren’t you doing some parkour? Here’s another one of my fantastic parkour experiences to help inspire you to get out there and to partake in some parkouring. A few years ago I found myself at an advanced screening of the Adrien Brody time travelling thriller “The Jacket”. The...
Aug 24th
NATIONAL PARKOUR WEEK!!! DAY 1
In honour of National Parkour Week (yep, it’s that time again!) I’m going to be posting some of my own personal parkour stories over the next 7 days to support this wonderful sport. Well, I say sport. To me it’s a way of life. The year was 2007. I was at my friend Tybreeze’s house playing some v-games on his Playstation 2. There’s a knock at the door and we both...
Aug 23rd
The Mummy!
If you haven’t seen The Mummy 3 yeti then what are you waiting for? Quit dragon your feet and get to the theatre pronto!!!
Aug 13th
“I’m bad news. I listen to Scars on Broadway and my girlfriend is an...”
Aug 11th