This is one of the funniest sketches of all time.

I'm Mel. I'm a fan of nautical themed comedies like Captain Ron and I wear a lot of t-shirts that highlight my comically in your face attitude. My favourite TV show is Mannix and I like to listen to Lenny Kravitz and Stryper. If I could be anyone in the world, I'd probably be the aforementioned Mannix.